【2024征文】【恶搞】【id：shenji】雪花赋
神万姬方夜挖泥，见有光自剑中来者，悚然而观之，曰：“异哉！”初纤细于飘散，忽凛冽而犀利，如风雪夜飙，朔寒骤至。其没于身也，侵髓刻骨，脏腑皆鸣；又如林海之梅，暗香悠然，不见枝影，但闻清极之臭韵。予谓木人：“此何术也？汝来试之。”木人曰：“雪花飘飘，林海萧萧，寒梅四弄，骨毁形销。”予曰：“噫嘻悲哉！此雪花也，胡为而来哉？盖夫梅之为剑也：其枝横斜，剑招多渣；其花凌寒，剑升极难；其香幽幽，剑伤柔柔，其质清高，剑术套牢。故其为雪花也，泠泠冽冽，间或喷发。鞭尸击空固常态，无视这那为妄谈，同级低阶难效，超级越阶方杀。其所以摧败零落者，乃其一派之怙恃。夫梅，冬花也，于时为阴；又性傲也，于行无朋。可叹泥潭之天道，不以平衡而为心。赋之于术，春兰秋菊，故其各擅场也。梅雪主凌霄之质，剑花为凌霄之资。梅，傲也，物既傲而孤露；剑，极也，物孤露而当极。”
“嗟乎！梅雪无情，有时飘零。凌霄苦寒，惟剑惟心，然百剑乱其神，万招诱其形；扬波于潭，必无可兴。而况思天赋之所不及，忧家国之所不能；岂其愤然肝者为槁木，默然A者为星星？奈何竟以唯一之技，欲与天下而争先？然念为之不悔，亦何恨乎巫师！”
木人莫对，垂头而睡。但闻四壁挖泥唧唧，如助予之叹息。
(超过期限不算的话这篇就不参加评选了，但有的话我今天一定就要讲！)
别的地方文绉绉地我看不懂，不过有个地方我似乎懂了，又是 A 又是星星的，这是说玩家要尽快掌握 A-Star 算法？ dtp 发表于 2024-4-26 08:12 PM
别的地方文绉绉地我看不懂，不过有个地方我似乎懂了，又是 A 又是星星的，这是说玩家要尽快掌握 A-Star 算 ...
这玩意是啥 dtp 发表于 2024-4-26 08:12 PM
别的地方文绉绉地我看不懂，不过有个地方我似乎懂了，又是 A 又是星星的，这是说玩家要尽快掌握 A-Star 算 ...
你这是管中窥豹，盲人摸象。综合题目和全文，我觉得是说的是数据仓库中星型模型和雪花模型的差异 icer 发表于 2024-4-26 08:18 PM
你这是管中窥豹，盲人摸象。综合题目和全文，我觉得是说的是数据仓库中星型模型和雪花模型的差异 ...
为啥我觉得我主题得到了升华 shenji 发表于 2024-4-26 08:20 PM
为啥我觉得我主题得到了升华
中学课本：作者通过描写xxx，表达了xxx的感情和xxx的思想。
作者：我怎么不知道？ Shen Wanji dug the mud at night and saw a light coming from her sword. She looked at it with horror and said, "What a strange sight!" At first, it was thin and scattered, but suddenly it was sharp and sharp, like the wind and snow blowing on a snowy night, and the cold suddenly arrived. It is absent from the body, invading the marrow and carving bones, and all the organs resound; Like the plum blossoms in the forest, with a lingering fragrance, without any branches or shadows, but with a clear and pungent scent. Yu said to the wooden man, "What kind of technique is this? Come and try it." The wooden man said, "Snowflakes are drifting, the forest sea is rustling, the cold plum blossoms are playing four times, and the bones are broken and the shape is broken."
Yu said, "Oh, my heart! Is this snowflake from Hu? Gai Fumei is also a sword: its branches are slanted horizontally, and its sword moves are many dregs; its flowers are cold, and it is extremely difficult for the sword to ascend; its fragrance is quiet, and the sword wounds are soft, with a clear and high quality, and its sword skills are tightly bound. Therefore, it is a snowflake, cold and cold, and occasionally erupts. Whipping the corpse to strike the air is a normal state, ignoring this and that is a false talk. It is difficult to be effective at the same level, and it is super advanced to kill. Therefore, it destroys the scattered ones, and it is the parents of their sect. Fu Mei, the winter flower, is also at that time." "It is yin, and it is also arrogant in nature. It is admirable that the way of heaven in the mud is not based on balance but on the heart. It is endowed with skills, such as spring orchids and autumn chrysanthemums, so each one is good at playing. Mei Xue is the master of the quality of the sky, and sword flowers are the capital of the sky. Mei is arrogant, and things are both proud and solitary; sword is extreme, and things are solitary and should be extreme."
"Sigh! Mei Xue is ruthless and sometimes drifts. The sky is cold and cold, but the sword is only the heart. However, a hundred swords disrupt its spirit and lure its form; if it rises in the pool, there will be no way to rise. Moreover, if one's talent is beyond their ability, they will worry about their family and country's inability. How could they be so angry that their liver becomes withered wood, and their silent A becomes a star? How could they use their only skill to compete with the world? If one's thoughts do not regret it, why do they hate wizards?"
Wooden people, don't be right, hang their heads and sleep. But hearing the sound of mud digging on the four walls, like a sigh of help. 让wiz把林海的cd减下来，雪山就崛起了 all 发表于 2024-4-26 08:28 PM
Shen Wanji dug the mud at night and saw a light coming from her sword. She looked at it with horror...
sharp and sharp信达雅！ 要喊语文老师来看。。。
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